From a package of Velamints:
Go ahead, enjoy a special moment
Indulge yourself with rich, smooth chocolate, kissed by a refreshing breath of cool mint. Its unique square shape fits perfectly in your mouth. Feel it glide across your tongue and glide back again. Now, just sit back, relax and enjoy your smooth, chocolate mint experience.
Welcome to Velamints. Experience a world of smoothness in a little chocolate mint.
And don't forget to experience a world of smoothness in a cool and refreshing Velamints Peppermint.
Visit www.velamints.com
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I still think I'm missing something about Velamints. I try, but somehow, I dunno, I just can't seem to get turned-on.
Anyway, one quick Google search later, the phrase "glide across your tongue" appears on numerous wine-tasting humor sites, where the joke is the same - wine-tasting as porn. There were also a few other blogs whose auteurs felt the Velamints box wrapper merited digital posterity.
Go ahead, enjoy a special moment
Indulge yourself with rich, smooth chocolate, kissed by a refreshing breath of cool mint. Its unique square shape fits perfectly in your mouth. Feel it glide across your tongue and glide back again. Now, just sit back, relax and enjoy your smooth, chocolate mint experience.
Welcome to Velamints. Experience a world of smoothness in a little chocolate mint.
And don't forget to experience a world of smoothness in a cool and refreshing Velamints Peppermint.
Visit www.velamints.com
**
I still think I'm missing something about Velamints. I try, but somehow, I dunno, I just can't seem to get turned-on.
Anyway, one quick Google search later, the phrase "glide across your tongue" appears on numerous wine-tasting humor sites, where the joke is the same - wine-tasting as porn. There were also a few other blogs whose auteurs felt the Velamints box wrapper merited digital posterity.
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