lyrics, but no tune yet

We're sure it'll be a monster chart-topper.


I'm not climbing any stairs
not vaulting any cross-bars,
not climbing any ladders,
saving all my mounting for you.

Won't take no escalators,
won't board no elevators,
won't catch a lift from no aviators,
saving all my mounting for you.

I'm not riding any horses,
not leaping any fences,
not taking any chances,
I'm just saving all my mounting for you.

From the new hit musical Filling Masie's Dance Card