Monday, August 01, 2011

5 reasons Americans should want the economy to collapse completely

Now that the debt deal has passed, promising more restrictive domestic spending and not much economic hope, it's time for the good news about the US economy. The good news is, it looks like the economy is going to get worse again! Here's why Americans should not only embrace this fact, but get ready to delebrate!

(1) The economy is what makes Americans have to go to their lousy, stupid jobs. Americans hate their jobs, and hate their rotten scumbag bosses. If the economy completely collapsed, these problems would go away.

(2) This one is a little complicated. The US economy is driven entirely by consumer spending on credit. That means the economy depends on people getting into more debt, and banks getting richer and richer (I'm looking at you, HSBC). If the economy tanks, the banks go with it. Sure, last time the federal government bailed out the banks -- but if there's a strict spending limit and no new revenue, obviously that's not going to be an option. Bye-bye, banks!

(3) Because the US economy depends on consumer spending, and most of what we buy is crap made in China, the US economic collapse will weaken Chinese economic power. In fact, it may be the last, best way to restore US economic independence from China!

(4) As the economy collapses, more retail giants like Borders will go into liquidation - and pass the savings on to you!

(5) Economic collapse will bring about unpredictable shortages, skyrocketing prices, inflation, deflation, and utter fiscal chaos. This will allow savvy Americans to make a killing on the inevitable Fiscal Chaos Futures & Derivatives market!


Bookish.Spazz said...

I stumbled upon your blog by pressing the "next blog" button and I have to say, I found this post quite interesting!

I like your viewpoints on the matte, especially the first three points.

Jessica Christ said...

i get what you're saying and maybe we need this economy to fall, but i don't know> I don't know how to explain it. I guess I have mixed emotions

Anonymous said...

No doubt this house of cards is going to collapse. The Republocrates have driven this country into the ground. Then we'll really see the "real" distribution of wealth. Hold onto your hats ladies and gentlemen, were in for some interesting days.

Inspector Clouseau said...

Interesting perspective; very interesting.

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