Tuesday, October 05, 2010

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Are you angry and disgusted? Do you see the country moving in all the wrong directions? Are your friends and neighbors losing more and more, while fat cats keep gaining?

Is your community crumbling? Are your schools failing? Are your kids turning into criminals? Is the whole world a crazy twisting tumult of treacherous, treasonous terror?

... But you don't know what to do about it?

POPULIST UPRISING is the solution to your problems! But how do you get a populist uprising started? You're already working two jobs, and your spouse is still looking for work. Who has the time, the energy, or the money to start a populist uprising from scratch? Populist uprisings don't grow out of the ground like grass!

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