Monday, February 15, 2010

another open letter

Dear Talentless Spam Email Marketers,

I really have no need for 74% 82% 80% 78% 83% 80% discounted Viagra. I'm not trying to brag, I'm really just tired of the spam. You could at least get your story straight on the discount.

Anyway, why do you figure I'm on the market? It's because I'm an avowed hockey fan, isn't it. Jerks.

Yours sincerely,
Exiled Nigerian Prince Martin Embegke

P.S. I have a special offer to tender only onto you, dear one...

1 comment:

Bobo the Wandering Pallbearer said...

It ain't the hockey, pal. They want me to make my dick bigger and harder too, despite the fact that there is precisely 0% evidence that I have ever even watched a hockey game.

At least they're better than Obama. He wants me to get a lower mortgage rate, buy a new car, and make money from home as a working mom.