It's Constitution Day!
Please take a moment to reflect upon the Constitution, whether it's the constitution of meaning by an intersubjective community, or the constitution of fraud by a series of acts, or even just the reconstitution of lemon juice in one of those little oval squirt bottles.
Or, if you swing this way, you could celebrate your Constitutional rights by wire-tapping yourself.
EDIT @ 7:03 AM:
This just in from the Modesto Bee: Economy in crisis. I guess that when, finally, the Bee notices a news story, it becomes more official somehow.