Anyway, this meme has been stolen from No Celery, Please. It doesn't seem to have a title, so I'll call it
In this Case, Me
Accent: Midwest/Northern, altered slightly by natural mimicry and living in North Carolina (8 years), Pittsburgh (8 years) and California (*GULP* nearly 10 years).
Bra size: I don't know. I'll wear a skirt, among friends, but I've never gone full drag.
Chore I hate: Dusting, especially books and bookcases (allergies).
Dad’s name: Carl Richard
Essential make-up: Everything I say is essentially made up.
Favorite perfume: Home-brewed bay rum after shave!
Gold or Silver: Silver.
Hometown: Born in Toledo, raised until 13 in Maumee, Ohio.
Interesting fact: I was, at the time, reportedly the youngest person to earn a Doctorate in Philosophy at Duquesne University.
Job title: Lecturer, Philosophy Department, Cow State Santa Claus
Living arrangements: Rented town house, 4 litter boxes (trying to work that down to 2)
Mom’s Birthplace: Cincinnati, Ohio.
Number of apples eaten in last week: None. It ain't friggin' apple season!
Overnight hospital stays: None. Hah! Been in the ER a coupla times, once as a kid with a 105 fever.
Phobia: Lightning. Tremendously socially anxious from time to time.
Question you ask yourself a lot: What am I forgetting?
Religious affiliation: Joke answer: Recovering Catholic. Earnest answer: [empty set]
Siblings: One older brother, one older sister.
Time I wake up: Teaching days: 6:30 am. Non-teaching days: depends on the Katzenjammer Kids.
Natural Hair color: Brown.
Vegetable I refuse to eat: I detest Brussels sprouts and lima beans, beets.
Worst habit: Self-loathing
X-rays: Sure, what've you got?
Yummy food I make: How much time have you got? I make a ton of different dishes. Last night: pasta with tomatoes, cannelini beans, olives, fresh basil, feta.
Zodiac sign: Leo, of course.