One night, if you can't sleep, and you get out of bed to shuffle off to the next room to read a bit and try to get sleepy again, don't pick up Theodor Adorno. Most especially, don't pick up Minima Moralia, not unless you really like having nightmares. Goddamn Adorno.
Of course #1: That's why I call him Theodor "Don't Call Me Sweetie" Adorno.
Of course #2: Obviously, I should have known better. But I was annoyed by not being able to get to sleep, and Adorno seemed to fit the mood.
Note to self: Always have copy of Harpo Speaks! nearby.